Home-Ed Humour
Son had a problem trying to get the chickens to go in, some of the young ones stayed on one part of the fence and wouldn’t go round the corner to the door, even though the chickens inside were feeding…
SON: I don’t think chooks can communicate very well.
DAD: Not very well to us?
SON: Not very well to each other.
DAD: Why do you say that?
SON: Because the chooks inside should tell the ones outside to go round the corner and come in the door.
DAD: Chooks aren’t really like that when they are feeding. They are each trying to get as big a share of the food for themselves as possible.
SON: Oh. They should get some sort of a civilisation going.
- David Arnold, Violet Town
My children were playing banks and shops one day. Each had set up a desk and was conducting sales, withdrawls and deposits. The two older children decided that they would pay interest on deposits and settled on 10% as the going rate.
Their younger brother wanted to pay a flat $25 no matter how much people had in the bank.
When we explained to him how percentages work, he was outraged that the people with more money would get more interest. ‘That’s not right,’ he said indignantly. “The people with less money should get more interest so that they can
catch up!”
- Susan Wight, Bendigo